h-session

the clean and acceptable way to say when you're horny. which is gross. don't say it. ..really.

"I'm realll drunk and in an H-session, call up some fellas!"

by gina fic April 6, 2008

mexican session

When a bunch of mexicans go into a room and kill themselves.

Yeah man my grandfather died in a mexican session.

by JCKc February 9, 2015

study session

When a young lady pretends to study with a man but really uses his penis as a toothbrush.

I had a "study sessions" with Patches last night!

by Patches McPatches July 20, 2011

Saturated session

When there's not enough pot or hash to go around in a session with too many people, and as a result the session is wasted with no one getting high.
This situation usually occurs because of uninvited fiends who were not part of the equation to begin with.

Stoner Guy: Hey, let's smoke up this shit. It's just enough to make one jay for both of us.
Stoner Dude: Okay... oh shit, don't look now but here comes a fiend.
Fiend: Hey, are you guys rolling up? Awesome, I wanna have some.
Stoner Guy and Dude: Great, another saturated session. Bummer.

by Jerkmeister March 14, 2009

Claim Session

A casual event in which a single person or group discuss all the rad shit they just did in the presence of a non-participant to make the non-participant feel inferior. The session can be started by a direct claim or for a smoother delivery, non essential details can be added when answering a question to seamlessly start a claim session. (Truth behind claimed events is irrelevant. Exaggerating is encouraged.)

(in the middle of a group of people)
Pedestrian: Hey bro how is the bowl skiing this morning?
G: I wouldn’t know, I just got done skiing central chute. Shit was tits deep with a manditory 40 footer at the bottom.
Suge: You stomped that shit G. Was that a 5 at the bottom?
G: Backside 9 bro.......... (Claim session begins at pedestrians expense)

by CLaiming June 18, 2011

Lobster Session

when your boy picks you up a sack and then pinches some out of it before giving it to you.

Damn, my boy Jose hooked me up with a beat-up-ass sack! I bet he had a lobster session on that shit.

by Jay August 6, 2004

Session 206

Rant/ vibe session between friends. Session 206 basically means cozy. Also code for vibin or chillin

Session 206, my house.

by Cozyhoe May 29, 2020