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"get rich quick" scheme that really works

Simple --- just publish a book that merely **claims** to tell you how to "get rich quick", sell lots of copies to greedy naive hopefuls, and then retire to a posh villa in Tahiti on the royalties.
I have developed a "get rich quick" scheme that really works, but you'll hafta shell out a small fortune for my book and da related materials in order to succeed.
by QuacksO September 2, 2018
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salem highschool

Crappy school with crappy administration. Will suspend you for anything will purposely make you mad just to write you up. Full of useless pot heads and if you don't play an important sport you don't matter to the school. Will do just about anything to get rid of the "problem kids" who just need a little extra attention, so the school has a good overall gpa. The school expects you to snitch on any and everyone and some kids do but the ones that dont get in trouble for not snitching. Walk into the bathroom odds are 9/10 you will find a group of kids hitting a juul or a mr fog of some sort. Teachers don't care about our education just our test scores. Fired the only teacher that did care about the education. Covers up most of what happens in the school from the media even though the school is probably one of the worst schools in history food isn't even safe for kids to eat most of the time taste like plastic. Nudes are constantly being spread around the school yet no one seems to care unless someone the administration cares about says something or a kid they dont like is the one doing it. Long story short salem fucking sucks periodt...
Man fuck salem high

Salem highschool- wackest school ever
by Salems #1 failure... October 22, 2019
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ponzu scheme

any scheme or crafty plan involving ponzu sauce.
I got caught up in a ponzu scheme. My hama kama is ruined! Along with my whole vida.
by emmpanadas September 6, 2013
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schlemiel

yiddish term
basically means a dope, a fuckup
similar to schmuck
"that guy's such a schlemiel."
"yeah, what a posterchild for abortion."
by sismit April 27, 2003
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Winston-Salem

The Boca-Raton for artists.

Medium-sized city home to Wachovia, Reynolds America, a lot of retired people in the arts, Wake Forest University, the University of North Carolina School of the Arts, Hanes Brands, and of course: Krispy Kreme.

Would be WAY cooler if Greensboro didn't exist.
-Dude lets fly to Winston-Salem!

-Nah Bro, you gotta fly in to Greensboro.

-Gah. I hate Greensboro.
by ledash March 24, 2011
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Salem, Virginia

A small town that seems hopelessly dull and dreary. In actuallity, it surpasses anything bonerific that crosses your mind. Don't go into the southern vecinity, or you may loose your asshole virginity. The town and its minions worship the art of football, and all it's pothead players of greatness. No money goes into edjucation, causing more people to fall into drugs, alcohol, and sex. It's a great place.
by ShitttMannnIliveinsalem April 17, 2011
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winston-salem

A city in the SE United States in North Carolina. Known far and wide as a nexus of the asinine, and for being bereft of any pleasurable activities or passtimes; typically the youth of the city resort to such things as loitering, frittering, idling, trifling, and dawdling around with a blank stare. Most prominant landmark is the "Penile Tower".
There is absolutely nothing to do in Winston-Salem that is legal.
by Christian Yaerger September 16, 2006
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