Schlegel

A sandbagging firefighter. A firefighter who thinks all emergencies are bullshit. When the bell sounds for a structure fire this guy will say, "it's bullshit" and find something to besides donning bunker gear and getting on the truck. Drive slow to emergencies in the hopes an ambulance arrives and does all the work prior to his arrival.

Ambulance crew: where were you sandbaggers we've been on scene for 10 minutes now.

Fire crew: yeah we schlegeled it.

by Dragon slayer 23 December 24, 2013

schleem

A small slimy object, such as a fish.

"that feels like a schleem to me" said the hombart.

by Ryan Ferris The 14th August 4, 2007

Schleepy Schleiwies

A person who is really tired.

Oh, are you feeling schleepy Schleiwies?

by Shenu October 12, 2003

Schleak

1. New, cool and sleek
Origin:It is uncertain where and how it is created, but it bears resemblance, through rhyme, with the word sleek and sheek.

Quotes: "SCHLEAK BLAISIANS!!!"
"Thats a schleak word dude"

by Scribd August 26, 2012

Schlepp

One whos eyes aren't straight and forgets everyday things. Often redheads and wear glasses.

That kid is talking to me but isn't looking at me, he must be a Schlepp.

by Taylor Benjamin May 30, 2008

Schlender

An Incredibly long, drawn out crap involving excessive amounts of grunting and ginormous Logs.

Dude, Ryan just clogged the Toilet with a huge Schlender! Gross!

by The Phi Tau's November 11, 2004

Schlemm

Homosexual with a big nose but small penis.

Mark Schlemm

by Orange May 24, 2004