schaafed

1. verb- the act of schaafing. when you have been given alcohol or other judgment imparment substances and then taken advantages sexually by the person providing you with the substance.

You are at a party, a guy gives you a lot of jungle juice, causing you to almost blackout or blackout. He then begins making out with you. You would never make out with him if you were sober, or even slightly drunk. You've just been schaafed

by Michelle Bradley February 10, 2009

Schadenfreude

It's German for happiness at the misfortune of others. Very Nazi if you ask me.

Man 1 "Dude, did you just see that figure skater fall on her ass?!"
Man 2 "I so did!"
Woman 1 "That's called schadenfreude. Dickheads."

by Avenue Q March 25, 2009

Schadenberg

Coming from the German words for "damage" and "mountain", the Schadenbergs are a strong race of people.

They are known for their outspokenness, large families, and running brothels in many parts of Eastern Europe.

Heindric Schadenberg has connections to all the hottest prostitutes this side of Berlin.

by Salome Weiss November 9, 2010

schadenfood

Unhappiness caused by the inability to enjoy food due to having recently eaten inferior food.

Somebody ordered a pizza, but I just ate a box of crackers. That sucks. Total schadenfood.

by Sammy96604 June 3, 2011

schadenfeude

The German word that means "people talking pleasure in your pain"

Also a song from the musical "Avenue Q"

"Schadenfeude, eh? What's that, some kind of Nazi word?

by Moon demoness September 20, 2006

Schadenfreuday

Schadenfreuday is the creeping sense of doom and delight that accompanies awaiting various news drops that have now come to be expected on Friday afternoons in the era of Trump.

Let's go get some shots for Schadenfreuday. Wait, I need to refresh my Twitter feed...

by mshaler July 20, 2018

Schadenflorida

The attitude/enjoyment people get when they hear a Florida man story.

“lol OF COURSE that happened in Florida”
"Schadenflorida at its finest!"

by FloridaMan850 October 10, 2018