schmagleball

A game which includes a bat and two bottles stacked upon each other. The objective is the game is to knock the bottles off with a ball while keeping the bat in place.

The boys played Schmagleball to pass time in the prison cell.

by Billy2017 May 27, 2014

schmoddler

A person that adds "schm" as a substitution to the beginning of words, or uses "schm" to create new words.

For instance, that food is lip schmacking good. And the already famous, Joe Schmoe!

Person 1 (the schmoddler): My dad just got a schmonsillectomy and he is in the recovery room right now.
Person 2: Do you mean a tonsillectomy?
Person 1: Yes, same difference.

Schmoddler: Traffic, schmaffic!, just take the back roads!
Schmoddler: Cops, schmops! My dad will bail us out if we get caught.

by JimJim Beano December 31, 2013

schloobleux

The act of making someone lick dirty band aid.

He did schloobleux on me.

He is really mad I hope he doesn't shloobleux me.

by Jammy wammy February 27, 2017

schmoblepep

When an adorable small rock is placed in a flower.

"It's not often we get to see schmoblepep"

by Thebus.gov of school now June 11, 2018

Schmiggle

Someone who is being rather annoying or is causing trouble for no reason at all.
Word similar to schmiggle are dickhead or wanker

Come on let’s leave man this guys being a total schmiggle

by Reese MacAdams February 28, 2019

schmeagledorf

A copy and paste error, where you copied something from somewhere else but forgot to change it.

Friend: It looks like you have the wrong school name on this college application...
Me: Oops, yes, that's a schmeagledorf, I must have copied it from the last school I applied to.

by trrrite May 16, 2019

Schmingled

Schmingled is a term used in gaming mostly. It’s when someone is cracked out / off their head. Maybe the schmingled person has had a few energy drinks and now they’re playing crazily. For example in Call of Duty they might be flying around the map just taking heads.

“Wow that kid is schmingled bro. Look how badly he wants this win!”

by El Smacko May 23, 2019