Schlube

A term of infinite meanings used in absence of a (formal)noun

Hey Schlube, what's good!!

by FrankieDaBeast April 20, 2018

Schlab

A big ass dick

Girl: you ain't ready
Boy: UOENO I got that schlab

by Yonappypappy July 21, 2017

Schlump

The slight upward pushing of the nipple. "Schlump" is started as the nipple is pushed and ended as the pushing of the nipple stops. Mostly used on males to cause embarrasement.

Hey Chris, guess what? SCHLUMP!

by Joe C.... November 26, 2006

schlumpf

a soft, but massive turd; a deuce that is holding back a pocket of gas. when the pile breaks free, it makes the sound "schlumpf" as it falls out of your anal and into the bowl.

I went to the men's room at lunch, but someone had left a huge schlumpf waiting in the bowl.

by mike gould April 24, 2006

schlueting around

Anything pertaining to failing at failing. In other words, trying to do something that one admits to being a stupid idea and failing at said idea. An action of schlueting is performed by a schlueter

schlueter: well, I think I can bike across the country during summer vacation.
non-schlueter: yeah, but once you get to California after three months, how are you getting back to New York
schlueter: well, I forgot about that!
non-schlueter: schlueter, quit schlueting around!

by redheadednurse January 28, 2010

Schlubby

Still trying to look hot; particularly refers to men in their 40s. Masculine of schlabby.

Rick is acting schlubby; he really shouldn't wear that speedo!

by SchlabbyGirl June 2, 2008

Schlueter

A midget from the Northern timber that migrated into Wisconsin. When they see a deer they claim it as their own by making a high pitched buzzing sound; this warns other Sclueters to stay away

That Schlueter sure looks weird.

by meeeeeeeeeeaaa August 28, 2011