snide ride

scottish saying for someone who is completely shit in bed

yeah he was a snide ride, he couldn't even get it up.

by fugly chick August 24, 2010

rump riding

the action of having anal sex

That chick is in for one hell of a rump riding tonight.

by mingus6912, jester January 3, 2009

Ride or Die

It’s the new way of saying that a particular person is someone you’d “take a bullet for”.

I got my bff’s back always. She’s my ride or die.

by SFV.funnygirl August 30, 2019

Ride the typhoon

Applicable to toilets equipped with an automated flushing system.

Complete the full act of urination or defecation while the automatic flushing of the toilet activates as you sit down on the basin.

Mang, I crapped a 6 pounder but still managed to ride the typhoon!

by Midgetface Killah August 13, 2010

Riding for the brand

Displaying proper fealty to those who have gone out of their way to look after them. This phrase is often found in Louis L'Amour's books.

The ranch hand wouldn't go work for another outfit; he'd been riding for the brand for 20 years. Dance with the one who brought you loyalty fidelity

by Darkside of K May 9, 2016

Ride the Panda

An action or proposition that sounds absolutely ridiculous, but when put into practice, proves to be epic.

You: Hey, I just saved my friend's life by throwing a stuffed duck in front of a bullet!

Friend: Dude! Way to ride the panda!

by Chellon November 8, 2009

rough ride

A dark tradition of police misconduct in which suspects, seated or lying face down and in handcuffs in the back of a police wagon, are jolted and battered by an intentionally rough and bumpy ride that can do as much damage as a police baton without an officer having to administer a blow.

Q: Do you believe the Washington Post's report based on a leaked police document that Freddie Gray was intentionally "trying to injure himself" by banging against the walls of the police van?
A: Hell no, I believe that leaked police document and the Washington Post report is a cover up; any idiot can conclude Freddie Gray was mortally wounded by a rough ride ! Up in Philly they call it a nickel ride.

by WeDontCall911 May 1, 2015