Rectumfication

The process of tearing someone a new arsehole.

Did you see PJ give Bill a good rectumfication this morning after after he lost that big account?

by Brian Einstein May 18, 2014

ructus

To burp.
See also, belch eructate

"I find your odoriferous ructus disgusting, and would appreciate if you would please refrain."

"Please, there is to be no ructus at the dinner table."

by RuctusRudy April 22, 2016

Rectum wrecker shit

A dry shit that feels like the size of a beer bottle , that you blow a temple vain trying to push out. First wipe poo, second wipe blood.

Hey Steve, why are you walking funny?
I just took myself a rectum wrecker shit !

by drippydick11 November 5, 2016

Rectumental

The condition of having one's head up their ass.

Wow, I can't believe he's considering dating that chick. He's being rectumental, bro.

by Turtle McGuffins August 24, 2019

Rectum Directum

The process of aiming a shit into a toilet while not on it.

We sometimes do a rectum directum for our party, and it always ends in a mess.

by yourlostuncle December 3, 2019

Rektus Maximus

Ancient Romanian general, who showed his dominance to their foes by holding his bottom on their face.

That Rektus Maximus surely was one badass mf.

by Teszkóman June 25, 2022

rectum

shit waterslide

Joe: "What's a rectum?"
John: "Shit waterslide."

by roberteospeedwagon July 3, 2022