Puppeteer

This occurs during a bisexual threesome involving two guys and one girl. When one man inserts his penis into the ass of the other man, then thrusts and guides that man into the womans vagina.

"Danny and Ryan pulled the puppeteer on Linda last night. Who thought Ryan would be the middle man."

by MisterRochet February 8, 2010

shit puppet

someone who has another's hand up their ass making their lips move in accordance to what the hand's owner wants the shit puppet to say. analogous to the puppet on a string with a puppet-master, but specifically apropo to political and/or bureaucratic figures who are controlled by others in the organization.

Beth is really just Dave's shit puppet. He has his hand up her ass making her lips move.

by scpa July 9, 2009

meat puppet

A person that is totaly devoid of brain material; a complete idiot

That´s the third time now that Brian fails to the final exam; this guy is a real meat puppet!

by Zorglub May 20, 2005

puppetmaster

A person who is in control of one's self and indirectly controls the outcome of a situation despite being attacked verbally or physically by another.

Coined by trainer Frank Matrisciano when teaching pro athletes and other stars undergoing mental and physical training

Dude, I thought Griffin was going to beat the s!@#% out of that guy that flipped him but somehow he held off. What a puppetmaster!

As used by ESPN commentator Luke Winn when discussing OU basketball player Blake Griffin's role after being flipped, elbowed, hit, and bloodied but maintaining composure without retaliation. Thus, instead of being the "puppet" he was the "puppet master" over his rivals.

by gstaad3 March 30, 2009

Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.

this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007

ass puppet

someone who acts as a puppet for someone else, as in they have a hand up one's ass controlling one's mouth

see also butt puppet

also used as a general name for any ass puppet. may be hyphenated (ass-puppet)

Keagy's hand was so far up ass-puppet his ring's make you think Dickskin had gold teeth

by n6ko January 20, 2003

puppet

puppet / puppet government

- A person, organization, or government that is highly influenced by and acts on behalf of another party. The puppet will often do as the other party says without too much resistance and may be seen as afraid to think or act independently, sometimes in fear of possible punishment by the puppet master.

1. Northern Cyprus is run as a puppet state of Turkey.

2. A puppet government has been installed in many countries by the CIA.

3. The US government orchestrated the overthrow of the elected government in Ukraine and imposed a US puppet in Kiev.

by AgeOfJefferson September 19, 2014