pwn on a cob

1. The nutritious delicious foodstuff consumed almost primarily by geeks, allowing said geek to gain supreme pwnage powers - not for the n00b hearted. (Also prevents constipation).

2. Serious pwnage delivered swiftly witout mercy to several n00bs at any one time.

hey fellow quester, I just had some uber pwn on a cob.

all those n00bs just got some uber pwn on a cob by that lv38 mage.

by not something geeky April 23, 2007

Pwn-Dome

Pwning n00bs on Call of Duty while recieving dome. This creates the ultimate gameplay experience. It can be used with any COD game, however COD Modern Warfare 2 is usually played.

Girlfriend: I'm bored. You should play Call of Duty.

You: Yeah, I could go for some Pwn-Dome.

by Rush0415 January 17, 2011

pwn't

past tense of pwn.

1.noobrometor: OMG i'm thoo theeen
Link713: Your an idiot, j00 phail
Lupo713: yeah Newb, j00 are teh lame
Noob_Slayor_713: N00b, you just got pwn't

2. Noob: aww man, i got cat tagged
Pwner: Pwn't

by Dus10 August 26, 2007

PwN nOoBs

The art of slaying a person bad at something or new

friend 1 shoots friend 2 while playing b-ball
friend 2: what the f***
friend 1: sorry I just like to PwN nOoBs by the way you suck at it if you couldn't tell

by barrybeeisbae69 March 8, 2017

pwn-a-thon

A perpetual plethora of pure pwnage. Similar to a Telethon in nature, but with the phone replaced with pwn.

"Man I just ran a pwn-a-thon on that noob with the Colts."

"He just kept getting up, I don't get it. I guess he wanted me to run a pwn-a-thon on his ass."

by Haxdesk October 10, 2007

pwn-a-saurus-rex

a person who pwns at life

"dude jimmy pwned me in a 1 on 1 CS uber duel last night!

"yeah he is such a pwn-a-saurus-rex!!!"

by evro_hax_pwn&coulter_1337sauce June 18, 2009

pwn goal

When scoring a beautiful goal in your own goal.

Guy 1: Did you see that!?!?!
Guy 2: Yeah! Pwn goal!

by Pebbel February 25, 2009