Urinal-Punch

The act of sneaking up behind someone when they are peeing and punching them in the head.

Griffith, having been pushed to his limit, urinal-punched Logan in the bathroom.

by Billy-Hill February 19, 2018

one finger death punch

When you put your finger in someone else's bum too hard they will get the "One finger death punch".

Girl: Don't one finger death punch me!

by Retrogiraff October 11, 2015

punctuation

One of the most useful things in life. Because let's face it, there's a big difference between "Let's eat, Grandpa!" and "Let's eat Grandpa!".

Idiots that excluded punctuation

Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook Adam!!
Adam: Are you implying that you're going to cook me?

Proper Sentence
Jimmy: Come on, we have to cook, Adam!!
Adam: I'm coming downstairs now!

by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.OK July 28, 2013

sucka punch

aka sucker punch

1) to completely unexpectedly hit someone
2) to blindside punch

When that cheap shot taking, milk drinking marmalade exerts a sucka punch it's likely to cold cock a sucka or two

by xpurexhxc December 9, 2008

tongue punched your moms fart box

forcefully power thrusting your tongue into the brown eye of ones bestfriends mom

What did you do lastnight??" "Just tongue punched your moms fart box"

by mocracy June 18, 2010

bang you out one punch

to knock someone out in one hit, then fist-pump over their battered body

playa, i'm gonna bang you out one punch if you say one more thing

by j-rob mad fresh April 8, 2010

muff punch

in a girl on girl fight, a punch to the pussy

angie kicked this girls ass when she gave her a muff punch

by 77transam August 28, 2006