purple alien

A GTA V race which is commonly known for their rivalry against the green aliens, they also seem to travel in packs for lethality. In the case of spotting one without having the purple martian outfit yourself, you will be most likely attacked and killed.

Bro whats that purple dude off in the distance?
Dude, That's a purple alien! Let's get out of here before a fight starts
He multiplied WTF! THEY ARE COMING AT US!

by Bean_man May 1, 2020

imaginary purple key

The imaginary purple key is where in either Guitar Hero or Rock Band where the player has to shift his hand to hit the orange note and over shifts to where the player's pinky is on the fretboard and their ring finger is on the orange key.

Jeff: "Having played several green notes in succession, saw that he had to shift down to hit the next note, which was an orange key. Quickly, he moves his left hand down to the right and squeezes his pinky down on the neck of the guitar controller and strums up. Staring blankly at the screen he sees that he missed the note. Swiftly glancing down Jeff is dumbfounded. Discovering that his pinky was on the imaginary purple key."

John: Saw that. You're a dumbass.

by InfectedBoot September 27, 2009

Chazing Purple

The act of inhaling fermented feces under the influence of methamphetamines.

Dan is completely knocked out after chazing purple.

by Slangfinder April 24, 2021

Plumper pumper

A man who constantly wants to bang a bbw, those who love women with more to love, one who fantasizes about sexual encounters with big women, or those of us who are lucky enough to be able to fill one up on a regular basis.

I can't stand when my bbw girlfriend goes out of town, all I can think about is banging her, I am a true plumper pumper,

by fat lover August 19, 2007

deep purple

1. A legendary rock group. By rock, i mean heavy 70s/80s stuff. Check out Smoke On The Water or Black Night for example
2. Indigo. AKA opium. Which i haven't had the chance to try yet. Maybe someday...

drugs are bad, mmmkay? but if you must try any, research them beforhand, mmmkay? NEVER take something if you have no idea of what effect it'll have

by B08z0r3llo September 5, 2005

purple pie

the act of ejaculating inside a woman with bruised genitals.

"I don't know how her vulva got like that, but she definitely enjoyed the purple pie I gave her."

by Derty Hairy March 29, 2009

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006