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protestantism

The most disappointing of all religions. Unlike the other crazy made up religions, protestantism is so close to getting it right. They're are a single Pope away from reaching their full potential. But instead of stepping up and making a commitment to one, holy , apostolic Church, they're stuck on this notion of "independence" of unmediated faith in Christ.

The Catholics get it, Protestants. You've had your 490 year "protest"-let's move on. Martin Luther was probably right to translate the Bible into German, but let's stop living in the past. Whenever you are ready the Church's doors are always open. We'll let you back into eternal salvation, and all you have to do is say a Hail Mary, feel a little guilty, and deliver us your massive army of lockstep values voters.
Man, Protestantism sure is shitty.
by QWERT Manrick April 20, 2008
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Protestantism

"Yes, I know how he died, and why he died, but I would SO much prefer to focus on his teachings rather than the passion itself." --anonymous protestant
by Killing Kittens June 23, 2004
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protestantism

Lutherans, Methodists and Baptists all practice a form of Protestantism.
by GuidoPosse69 January 26, 2005
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weather protest

the act of dressing for TOTAL sunshine; swim trunks or bikini, sandals/chanklas, turning on the heat in your place as well as all lights, tropical drink or lime in whatever beer you are drinking while its overcast, foggy, raining and or winter outdoors.
I don't care about PG&E, its weather protest over here!!
by BPB323 February 28, 2009
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Profile picture protest

To change your profile picture in a social media service in order to make a statement on some recent event.
Changing the profile picture to a 'Je suis Charlie' one to show compassion on the Charlie Hebdo event is a profile picture protest.

Changing the profile picture to a plain-color one to support a law is a profile picture protest.
by Internet explorers January 27, 2015
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Anti-Quarantine Protester

An Idiot who is willing to put themselves and everyone else in their general vicinity in danger because they want a haircut.
Poll: Most Americans think Anti-Quarantine protesters are idiots
People stuck at home: I love democracy.
by Dastvan April 24, 2020
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protest pro

One who arbitrarily and quite nomadically travels to areas outside their region of dwelling to "protest", or really, moreover to incite riots and violence. These people are typically paid minions of terrorist organizations like BLM and ANTIFA who don't actually have a vested interest in the cause of other peaceful demonstrators- they are simply there to do harm by any means available.
"Anything good on TV?"
"Nope- just rerun sitcoms and protest pros on the news."
by This is the girl June 1, 2020
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