procrasturbate

the act of rubbing one out for a long period of time, usually due to little or no ambition

Day off tomorrow, just gonna sleep in then procrasturbate the rest of the afternoon.

by KtownBrian November 8, 2021

Procrasturbate

Instead of doing something your supposed too, putting it off and masturbating instead

I didn't want to do my science project, so I just Procrasturbated the whole time

by BOBWARPATH December 14, 2019

Procrasturbating

Taking procrastination to the next level and avoiding a specific task or situation by masturbating instead.

Instead of completing her essay, Lauren spent the afternoon procrasturbating.

by Quadzilla333 January 5, 2022

Procrasturbating

To procrastinate in an extremely intense form. Put off all work for the month,can be used as an exaggeration or actually truthfully.

Jimmy, quit procrasturbating and finish your essay.

by Mr. Procrastination February 23, 2011

Procrasturbate

Procrastinating, but masturbating while doing so.

"Did you do your homework?"
"No, I was up all night Procrasturbating"
"Oh."
"I like to Procrasturbate too. In fact, that's what I was doing."

by Hackermeyer April 4, 2009

Procrasturbate

Comes from the words "procrastinate" and "masturbate". The act of masturbation as a form of procrastination.

Professor I know I was supposed to write you a reasearch paper last night, but all I could do was procrasturbate!

by Fameless April 24, 2017

Procrasturbating

The act of interfering with oneself to avoid doing more important things.

I really should have caught up on my backlog of work emails but spent too much of the day procrasturbating.

by deputydazza May 28, 2020