Procrastinhating

To put off something that needs to be done because you can't stand the person you are doing it for.

My boss wanted the report by last Monday but I've been procrastinhating all week.

by Smigguns August 11, 2009

Procrastifaking

When someone is making you believe that they are going to complete a task but in their mind they know for a fact that they're not.

Anita: Hey Teeshi when are you going to do my hair?

Teeshi: Hey girl, Imma do it tomorrow.
Anita:Yeah right you're procrastifaking!

by Neetles December 10, 2009

procrastination ratio

The ratio which defines how much procrastination a person is required to do before doing anything useful.

Varies from person to person.

Usually stated in the format procrastination:useful work.

Guy #1: Have you sorted the smoke alarm yet?
Guy #2: Not yet, let me play a few more games of Robot Unicorn Attack first... I have about a 5-to-1 procrastination ratio.
Guy #1: So... Doing something useful takes you 6 times the amount of time it takes you toactually do the task?
Guy #2: You got it!

by Nottel Inyu December 6, 2010

Procrastinatory Motivation

Being motivated to do anything but homework

I developed procrastinatory motivation to clean my room since I have a 5 page paper due tomorrow.

by D low2081 March 8, 2011

procrastorblazing

instead of doing what your supposed to be doing you blaze all day instead

Hey why isn't your room clean?! Sorry mom I ws procrastorblazing all day

by ellteexxx April 13, 2011

procrastiplanning

noun. The act of putting off tasks of high priority and replacing them with the organisation and planning of low-priority or incidental activities.

instead of studying for my exam, I spent the whole afternoon procrastiplanning the after-exam party.

by surlycamp June 22, 2011

procrastifucking

Having Sex with someone to put off doing actual work

Sam: How far did you and Jane get on that project last night?

Tim: We didn't get anything done. We ended up procrastifucking all night instead.

by thatguy301 July 6, 2011