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Porcelain horse collar

The sexual act of bending a woman over the toilet and sticking her head through the toilet seat while having doggy-style intercourse, thus creating the illusion of a horse collar.
Dude, I met this freaky chick at the bar last night. I took her home and gave her a porcelain horse collar.
by The REV-LSMC October 26, 2010
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Porcelain python

A very large shit, often cause grunting, pain, or a loud splash
"I ate some peanuts and then some ballpark franks, gave me a porcelain python straight outta the burmese jungle
by blackpowder1776 June 10, 2010
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Proception

1. A process by which ones experiences and encounters with the environment and behaviors, change their ideas and thoughts.

2. A process of developing new ideas through intentional interaction with the physical world and human behaviors.

3. A combination or the words process and conception.
The basis for the new product was a proception that was heavily influenced by wasteful consumption.
by CSMILE November 27, 2012
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porcelain kiss

Term used when a man is on the toilet and the penis touches the cold inside wall of the toilet.
Was taking taking a shit and everything was ruined with the porcelain kiss.
by anymm July 9, 2014
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Porcelain Club

Similar to the upper decker but requires much more skill, balance, and dexterity. It also requires a lot more clean up. The toilet used for this act requires a seat AND a lid to create the full effect. The act of defecating on the lip or edge of the toilet bowl, then after log is carefully laid, gently close the seat and lay another log on the seat directly above the first one. Once that is accomplished, gently close the lid and create a multi layered turd sandwich otherwise known as the Porcelain Club.
Ed thought it would be funny to leave an upper decker at my house. I took revenge my to the next level by leaving a Porcelain Club at his house.
by bjhawk August 21, 2018
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Projell

Alice: I have an unused project lying around from last year, I don't know what to do of it.

Bob: You should just projell it!
by yoloismygame June 12, 2019
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Porcelain seal sex

When you go from the shower, straight to the bed and don’t dry off and proceed to have sexual intercourse.
“Hey babe, you wanna have

porcelain seal sex tonight
“hell yeah i do
by Yeetson September 12, 2020
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