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pregnant pencil

(noun): A skinny guy with a big beer gut--also known as skinny fat guy.
Joey: "Hey Tommy, check out the pregnant pencil!"
Tommy: "Youse mean dat skinny fat guy over there?"
by Scumwaffle September 28, 2010
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flash pregnant

To accidentally get up the duff after a bareback assfuck, as a result of jizz leaking out from the ass and getting into the pussy.
We had no jonnys, so I kicked her back doors in. Now she's fucking flash pregnant.
by King Kevin Keegan March 25, 2008
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Totally Pregnant

The state of not only being pregnant, but like totally filled with babies, and stuff. So pregnant, to the point at which things that have been seen cannot be unseen. A person with a severe tumor of babies on the front side. It is in no way cool nor has it ever been convenient to witness.
Bro 1- "Holy shit dude, that chick was like filled with babies."

Bro2- "Ew bro, she's totally pregnant."
by Trashydike October 12, 2011
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pregnant

what happens before an abortion
julie got pregnant, then got an abortion
by shtoink October 11, 2007
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make her face pregnant

To blast your load all over a chick's face and inside her mouth.
That girl is hot...I would make her face pregnant
by dpm979 September 9, 2006
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camis pregnant Joke

Mix of an inside joke and a sick joke. A "Camis Pregnant Joke" is something unfortunate that happened to someone that everyone knows about, but certain people find it hilarious.

It originated from someone's girlfriend dumping them and then later getting knocked up while sleeping around.
"Sarah has AIDS, aahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah" is a camis pregnant joke
by Jacob November 29, 2004
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9 Hours Pregnant

A state in which you need to poo really, really bad to the point where a large turd is turtle-heading or about to exit on it's own; Often occurs soon after waking up or after a big meal; Also occurs approximately 9 - 10 hours after large feasts and may be occur prematurely when preceded by meals high in fiber.

NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.
Dude, if I don't take a shit soon I'm going to be in trouble because I'm 9 hours pregnant!
by TheJizzerOfOz March 17, 2011
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