Madden physics

A frustrating glitch in EA Sports football games (Madden and NCAA) in which the football and/or players act in a way that is not physically possible.

This may include a football going through body parts, body parts going through body parts, a football touching a player's "aura" and being deflected, a football being randomly teleported from one player's possession to another, or a fumble being sucked into a player's possession from 5 feet away.

My guy was wide open until someone from 20 feet away was able to somehow intercept it. Damn Madden physics!

by maxer64 December 14, 2008

physma

A lichenized genus of fungus. Also referred to as Physma boryanum as well as very sexy hot. The latter is due to the presence of another wonderful man, whom worships the wonderful Vern Mikkelsen and his queen Millie Bobby Brown.

"Aye man Physma looking real cute right now"
"The fungus looks disgusting."
"Not the fungus retard"

by physma December 18, 2021

physical stamina

The amount of energy in storage when having relations with your woman. it cant be bought in stores nor traded for other items. You gain it by practice and mental readiness on your part.

Man, i was wit this girl last night. I was handlin it until she tried this new move and i was like, "Damn, i dont know if i have enough physical stamina for that".

by SwaggaNuff August 7, 2010

physifist

A physicist who will explain the dynamics of fisting while doing it to you.

So I was with a kinky guy last night, and he started to fist me. But halfway through he started explaining it! I've never been with a physifist

by Beaver Puncher February 26, 2014

Physically illegal

Anything that is not within the confines of the laws of physics

1:"Joe walked up a wall this afternoon..."
2:"What? But isn't that physically illegal?!"
1:"Apparently not."

by IceBlast360 October 2, 2016

phys ed teacher

i hate u tewitz

person 1: i love tewitz

me: nah he is lazy and annoying

person 1: but he is the best phys ed teacher!!

by helicopter2.000 October 17, 2019

Physical Geography

Physical geography is the branch of natural science which deals with the study of processes and patterns in the natural environment such as the atmosphere, hydrosphere, biosphere, and geosphere, as opposed to the cultural or built environment, the domain of human geography.

Her fascination with the surface of the earth led her to study physical geography.

by anonymous September 24, 2020