Permitis

When a girl gets a good fresh perm and starts thinking she is all that and too good for her folk.

TT been acting brand new since she got her hair done, she won't even sit by us at lunch she must got permitis or something.

by sunninume May 7, 2009

Permitler

The little Nazi weasels at the city who make you get a permit for everything from washing your car to fixing your sidewalk.

They let 10,000 morons illegally block all of downtown at Occupy Portland, but if I want to repair my own sidewalk I have to pay off some little Permitler.

by zombies8 October 8, 2011

permittedness

Permission

Friend 1: Why didn't John come skiing with us?
Friend 2: He couldn't get permittedness to come.

by Syiv February 17, 2022

permits

allow for; admit of.

"the camp permits of no really successful defense"

by Arminkshipper May 4, 2025

Frisking permits

Get out of jail free cards for perverts (only valid at work)

CEO : Do you have any frisking permits to go with that sexual harassment complaint.

Harry Frotteur: fuck yes, you gave it to me

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Pandemically permitting

Condition based on a pandemic that is placed on future plans. The condition is outside anyone's control. Similar to weather permitting

I will see you at the concert next month, pandemically permitting

by CaptainJabbin March 16, 2020

Permatox

Describing a state of permanent intoxication.

Nicholas Cage's character in Leaving Las Vegas is in a state of permatox.

by x1023 May 11, 2009