Per Kristian

Per Kristian is a nerdy boy with way too much free time on his hands. If you told me that you had ever seen him doing somethings else than playing games during class, I wouldnt believe you. He looks like 5 other kids in his grade, and he thinks shopping at session makes him a bad boy. He usually has terrible humor and he has about 500 kinks. All in all hes a good and annoying boy!

"Omg I just had sex with Per Kristian last night!"
"Yeah he made me dress up as his teacher"

by Jk's hoe June 8, 2020

Per Copita

The ratio of police(cops) in relation to the overall number of people in a particular population.

Per Copita, this festival has way too many Police.

by TBohnanza September 12, 2020

Per Capa Jacka

Peter Ramirez... the bro i use to know... Someone who jacks your per capita behind your back. Taking all of your Birth Right money from you being of Indian descent.

The per capa jacka really thought he was gonna get away with this.

by Likalotapus October 7, 2020

Deja-pay-per-view

That uncanny feeling, when you recognize a real life situation, and realize you've seen it previously in a porn flick.

Did you see who delivered the pizza? Super hot blonde, barely 20 years old! I had a total deja-pay-per-view when she said "who ordered the one with extra sausage?"

by Phatmastaskinnydipper May 17, 2017

Sås per lax

Sås/Lax
A measurement of anything that's concrete for what you're talking about.

what speed do i need to travel a distance of 10 Km in 1 hour?
89 Sås/lax

What unit should i use when measuring Force?
Sås per lax.

by Sås per lax March 1, 2018

per arne

Per Arne is the type of guy that ledd a Group.

He loves yanking off and gets/sende nudes at a very Earl age.
All ladies gets weak kneet when the see him. Per Arne is also a Great friend,but he has netter feiende THAN you.

'Hey man have you sen my girl?'

'Yeah saw her with Per arne'

'Fu** man i'll never get her back'

Yeah but i also heard that in 9 months he will get a new friend'

'Fuck...'

by Catuslover123 March 6, 2017

Per-owned

The act of calling one out on telling half-truths to a story in order to make the person appear the victim by pointing out facts that conflict with parts or all of their story.

Wayne: "My brother bullied me because I didn't give him a piece of my birthday cake."
Nick: "Actually, this is only partly true. Your brother was hoping you'd share your cake but when you didn't, you had a tantrum because you were told it was nice manners to share."
Brendan: "Wayne got per-owned!"

by nestorcheese June 2, 2016