Pencil of doom

The Pencil of Doom, short PoD or Pencil of mass destruction, is an extremely powerful super weapon featured in Hitler Untergang Parodies and is owned by Adolf Hitler. In order to use it, Hitler smashes it on his target or on a map of Berlin. A gigantic explosion is able to destroy almost anything.

Even Fegelein can be seriously harmed by the PoD, however he's fast enough to dodge most of Hitler's attacks.

Burgdorf always warns Hitler to use the weapon due to the unpredictable results.

The disadvantage of this weapon: Raged Hitler often uses it inside the Bunker, which results into the Bunker being blown up.

Hitler: FEGELEIN!!! Finally I found you antic pisser! Taste my pencil of doom, fucker!
*smash*
Fegelein (dodges): Wie bitte?

by FLEGELEIN!!!! March 10, 2017

Penilemice

Penilemice are small creatures that bury into your penis and make it erect as they eat it from the inside, the only way to get rid of them however is to buy cats.

"Oh no! I have Penilemice in me!"
"Dude you better buy some cats quickly!"

by The Mad Penilemouse April 23, 2017

penile conversion therapy

When a straight male egotistically believes he can make a lesbian attracted to him and all males with his penis.

Male: I can totally turn you if you let me, you need a proper man with a big penis to straighten you out.

Female: Because of course, penile conversion therapy will
make me attracted to men.

by A tall midget April 24, 2017

Pencil Lead

Reference to a one having a stiff, hard penis. A hard on. A binder. A stiff jimmy.

Braaaahhh I got pencil lead going right now. How about a hand?

She was grinding her booty in my and it was instant pencil lead.

by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

penile drought

When someone hasnt had their penis sucked in a few months and knows that's a problem

I need a girlfriend because I'm suffering from penile drought

by The Big Thicc August 14, 2019

Pencil Presser

A person who has anxious tendencies to the point where they carry a lot of tension when they write causing them to frequently press down and chip the tips of their pencil. They feel like they hold the weight of the world on their shoulders, and it makes them anxious, nervous, and on edge during their daily life. Their handwriting is usually dark and focused as they try to stay calm while writing, but can't bear to relax.

Stop freaking about nothing Syndey you being such a pencil presser.

by kayliHkitkat November 22, 2020

Pencilsexual

Loving a pencil more than anything because pencils are hot

Person 1: Meet my girlfriend
Person 2: she's no pencil...
Person 1: Bro don't be so pencilsexual

by SPIDEYTHEQUEEN December 30, 2021