List Paralysis

The phenomenon that occurs when you become so overwhelmed by the sheer amount of items on your "to do" list that you can't function and nothing gets done.

"I have SO much on my 'to do' list that I have list paralysis! I don't know what item I should work on first."

by CJackson May 1, 2014

ass paralysis

noun, plural: ass paralyses
1. (Psychopathology). The inability to perform significant action due to the debilitating presence of magnificent ass

"C'mon Private! That leg injury ain't that bad!"
"It's not that, Colonel... It's Sgt. Courtney's ASS!"
"Awwww sheit. Pvt. Johnson's got ass paralysis!"

by ieatwhenimbored May 29, 2016

yolo parlay

when everyone is yolo but you all agree to parlay (pirate's code) so that you can accomplish something wonderful

My bros were all YOLO but a parlay was needed so we instituted a yolo parlay.

by Fat Washington March 16, 2020

Beach Parlade

When you walk up into the zone of destiny while the balls never stop you.in no time we make “look at all the people Bill they’re on the truth house” let them in to breath

I’ve never returns from the out in beach parlade

by Phzkinrre6 June 14, 2021

Poo Paralysed

When you buss the fattest shit and knocks the energy out of you so you have to sit on the toilet after shitting to recover then wipe your bum.

I'm poo paralysed man I can't get up from the toilet seat give me a minute to clean myself!

by Thepoomaster November 23, 2021

workload paralysis

The mental state of being unable to start any individual task because one's "to do" list is so overwhelming. Instead, the person suffering from this condition can only sit there in a position of miserable futility, unwilling to begin so as to delay the increased feelings of hopelessness in their short-term future, knowing that try as they might, a morning's work (with no breaks) will barely a make a dent in their ridiculously excessive list of jobs and, by lunch-time, they'll feel no more satisfied than at present.

Dev: "You started that report yet? It's due Friday." Sandy: "I can't get going. I've got workload paralysis."

by ZimmyJay84 December 4, 2021

parlier

hot ass mother fucking place to live in
you will die of dehydration on your way to THE burger king for a glass of water

elia carrillo is the emperadora

aqui llego aqui llego

parlier is a desert
a hot mofo desert
hot!

by elia asdfas December 21, 2007