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Parascientific Paradigms

The grand, overarching theoretical frameworks within parasciences that are unfalsifiable by design. Like Thomas Kuhn's scientific paradigms, they dictate what questions are valid and what counts as evidence, but they are immune to revolution by empirical anomaly because anomalies are defined away as part of a conspiracy or as "not yet understood" within the paradigm.
Parascientific Paradigms Example: The "Ancient Astronaut" paradigm. Any archaeological mystery is evidence for the theory (aliens built the pyramids). The absence of evidence is also evidence (the cover-up). Any scientific debunking is framed as close-mindedness. This parascientific paradigm is a totalizing belief system that consumes all data, positive or negative, as fuel.
by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026
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Parascientific Method

A rigid, ritualized procedure that copies the steps of the scientific method (hypothesis, observation, conclusion) while corrupting its spirit. The "experiments" are designed to confirm, not test; data is cherry-picked; and contradictory results are explained away by ad hoc excuses. It's a cargo-cult version of research.
Example: A "study" by a supplement company that "proves" their pill boosts IQ. They use a small, self-selected group, vague metrics, and no control, but present it with p-values and a "Materials & Methods" section. They've followed the parascientific method: the form of science as a marketing ritual.
by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026
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Parasitic Link

Documents that have unwanted and un-needed links that make it tough to edit or save in the cloud. Almost a guarantee the finance team have meddled...
This excel sheet is full of parasitic links, I'm giving it the booster shoot and sending back for cleaning
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Parasite

It’s not just someone who does bad things. It’s someone who feeds on others. Someone who steals lives, safety, innocence — and feels nothing for what it costs. A parasite is a person who stopped being a person the moment they decided someone else’s pain was their right. I don’t hate them… I mourn what they could’ve been. But I won’t let them keep feeding.
"Anyone who is an irredeemable criminal, con-artist, ra*ist, or p3d0, these people are parasites."
by Kaos King of Dreams December 11, 2025
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Parasite

It’s not just someone who does bad things. It’s someone who feeds on others. Someone who steals lives, safety, innocence — and feels nothing for what it costs. A parasite is a person who stopped being a person the moment they decided someone else’s pain was their right. I don’t hate them… I mourn what they could’ve been. But I won’t let them keep feeding.
“A parasite is anyone who lives off the harm they cause — the ones who take safety, twist trust, and ruin innocence.
by Kaos King of Dreams December 11, 2025
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pocket parasite

A pocket parasite is someone who is always draining you of your finances.
My ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. I took care of him the whole time we were together. I should have claimed him on my taxes.
by Empiress Feline February 14, 2010
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Testicle parasite

He is a testicle parasite. He always ask us to pay for his drinks.
by Daddy Dong January 23, 2011
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