Pleased by a Packer

...to be of the lesbian persuasion. "Pleased by a Packer" traditionally refers to a woman who can "pass" as a straight girl, but is a lesbian in disguise. She has the ability and physical lure necessary to score with men, but pulls a 'bait and switch' when she reveals she is actually a femme lesbian.
Oh, no. You don't want to go there, man. She's pleased by a packer.
by SecretlySexuallyTwisted September 19, 2010
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pickle packer

porn stars are known to be pickle packers
by Ostrich Cock November 14, 2006
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meat packer

by Anonymous April 23, 2003
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Chatting Packer

When you and your friends/ family are chatting and someone is chatting complete rubbish,...they are chatting packer or chatting'breeze' as some would say. This person is non-stop rabbiting about nothing not interesting and boring.
'' Mate hush your beak and stop chatting packer''
by David Bradley December 02, 2006
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A pussy packer

A pussy packer is someone who uses way too many shopping bags for what they have, and are afraid that they'll split the bag.
Me: My dad bought eight bottles and used three bags! I could have put them in one !
Friend: Geez, what a pussy packer!
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fudge packer

a person who packs poo and ships it out to to fertilizer companies.
john + stalion shit + tin can + UPS = fudge packer
by acid bob December 22, 2008
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