One (typically who has hit puberty) who loves penis. They simp for dudes but are unsuccessful in their efforts.
by Bill Buttlicker June 06, 2020
A pirate from the great lost islands of peen, that want there peenish treasures back and must go capture them from another persons anal area
Man those peen pirates took me by suprise when i bent down to pick up what appeared to be some peenish treasure.
by Peen Man July 01, 2004
by Poppa bubba April 15, 2019
by chucky4896 April 30, 2018
Ralph: Hey, did you hook up with that chick from the bar last night?
Sven: Nah man. When she took off her panties I got a look at her cliti peen and I damn near puked.
Ralph: Dude, that's fuckin gross.
Sven: Nah man. When she took off her panties I got a look at her cliti peen and I damn near puked.
Ralph: Dude, that's fuckin gross.
by Luvin on your mom January 06, 2013
rl - Real Life
peen - Penis
As opposed to e-peen which stands for; internet penis, or ego.
e.g. - Where one might brag about their huge e-peen due to an impressive score on any of the variety of online games. Another could argue that their rl-peen is actually big enough to utilize on a female, without being laughed at, as an excuse for their unfavorable score (as they would dedicate more of their time scoring with chicks in the real world, than in a game).
peen - Penis
As opposed to e-peen which stands for; internet penis, or ego.
e.g. - Where one might brag about their huge e-peen due to an impressive score on any of the variety of online games. Another could argue that their rl-peen is actually big enough to utilize on a female, without being laughed at, as an excuse for their unfavorable score (as they would dedicate more of their time scoring with chicks in the real world, than in a game).
Girl 1: OMG I just felt Stai's cock while we were dancing!!
Girl 2: Like, his rl-peen??
Girl 3: More like rl-schlock!!
Girl 1: Wait, you've felt his schlock too?!?!!??
Girl 3: *Blushes* Oh honey, I've done more than just feel those JNS guys schlocks..
Girl 1: You fucking snizz!!
Girl 2: Like, his rl-peen??
Girl 3: More like rl-schlock!!
Girl 1: Wait, you've felt his schlock too?!?!!??
Girl 3: *Blushes* Oh honey, I've done more than just feel those JNS guys schlocks..
Girl 1: You fucking snizz!!
by JNSphoLYFE February 17, 2010
He definitely doesn't have a China Peen!
by semicharmederic April 20, 2009