peaches are owned by people

A person dominating another person for fun and among other things

Cat-peaches are owned by people

Em-why do you say that
Cat-because peaches and somebody has to own you
Em-are you messing with me
Cat-no

by Catmessingwithemily01 February 8, 2017

OWNED

The definintion of the outcome of one poor soul being out-witted in some shape or form by another, more clever and overall better being.

Megan Steele - "I just hijakced your Bebo"
Mowg - "Well your on Urban Dictionary"
Megan Steele - "Wit?"
Mowg - "OWNED. Now MOWG OFF =))!"

by Mowg_FTW May 11, 2009

Owned

when one disses one another so hard that for a breif moment, it was as if they legally owned that person.

Step dad: Eat your supper.
StepChild: You're not my dad.
Brother: Owned.

by 9aBe August 22, 2008

Payt-owned

To die from not receiving an organ from a donor in time. Derived from the late professional football player Walter Payton.

"If my uncle doesn't get that liver by Tuesday, he'll be Payt-owned!"

by Tha Muthafuckin' Colonel November 6, 2006

owned

A term used to expose the apparent fault or downfall of one's success, pride or dignity in a hilarious way; to be put down by one or more people.

See pawned, own3d and pawn3d

What's this? Your mom took your allowance money away as punishment to spend on her lingerie? You're owned!!

by Jose Gomez June 22, 2006

Facebook-Owned

When a friend screenshots your wall-to-wall and/or aim chat and posts it on your wall and tags you in the post

I totally Facebook-Owned my brother when he admitted to being gay in our aim conversation.

by mr drewskii October 8, 2009

Ornery

Wanting to do something just to make someone else's day worse

Ornery: "I want to get hit by a car just to dent the damn thing*

by Urfreaky December 8, 2010