Chillin in the sun with a joint enjoying the first tan. ,Bro, that’s the life’ ,Yeah, we’re lifing hard, dude’
by Ninerst May 17, 2019
Get the Lifingmug. The simulation in which the CIA is testing on innocent children to study human emotion and mind process. Wake up. It's all not real.
by Mr. MisterManboy December 2, 2021
Get the Lifemug. by Virux the Weeb April 6, 2017
Get the Lifemug. by that gay slice of mouldy bread August 24, 2021
Get the lifemug. when u r born u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7
when u r about 12-17 u begin to get lots of boners and u r unsure of why and u r looking for ways not to get boners when you see your friends mom
when u r about 20-30 u r lookin for girls and tryin to make money.
when u r about 35-45 u r lookin for a side girl cuz u got a stupid lazy ass wife at home that dont do shit other than watch that fat bitch oprah.
when u r about 50-60 u r gettin no boners and u r unsure why. u r also looking for ways to get a boner when you look at yer childrens mom.
when u r about 70-death u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7.
when u r about 12-17 u begin to get lots of boners and u r unsure of why and u r looking for ways not to get boners when you see your friends mom
when u r about 20-30 u r lookin for girls and tryin to make money.
when u r about 35-45 u r lookin for a side girl cuz u got a stupid lazy ass wife at home that dont do shit other than watch that fat bitch oprah.
when u r about 50-60 u r gettin no boners and u r unsure why. u r also looking for ways to get a boner when you look at yer childrens mom.
when u r about 70-death u wear diapers all day and smell like shit 24/7.
by ur dads hairy nipple March 30, 2005
Get the Lifemug. 