aka Gucci middle or Homs, this school consists of potheads, sluts, preps, rednecks, and rich kids. this school is basically jail there are gates to keep kids from escaping. the food at the cafeteria sucks the only thing kids gets are the blue slushies bc they are the only decent thing there. Half the teachers don't know how to teach and bc of that most kids fail to succeed in life. when U think of this school you wanna crawl into a ball and cry.
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