Used when someone is both furious and emotionally upset about something. Usually a reaction of not being unable to emotionally handle not getting one's way with something.
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Get the i'm literally shaking right now mug.An infamous phrase used by your average Tumblr SJW/Feminazi to indicate a person's massive sensitivity and inability to accept reality, which is used as a pathological persuasion method and the additional 'Appeal to emotion' fallacy. It attempts to shame the audience to the point of opposing anything that person is offended by.
Tumblr poster : "This one time, I went to a restaurant, and I was feeling more gender fluid that day so I dressed up in my favorite scarlet dress and went out to eat by myself. As I'm near the entrance, I see a visibly Caucasian (blonde hair, blue eyes, and approximately 6'2) man wearing a MAGA hat approach me and, I shit you not, yell "Fucking f*ggot!" and he punches me in the face. The other males in the restaurant, all visibly Caucasian (blonde hair and blue eyes), cis older males clapped. I just wanted to go out in the real world and have a good time and be myself and this is what I get. I was about to call the police but I'm just so fucking terrified right now. I'm at home right now thinking about ending it all and I'm literally shaking right now"
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The sentence used by overly dramatic/self-pitying girls with curly hair that enjoy crying in dormitory lobbies. Although meant to invoke pity, it often brings forth joyous laughter from apathetic male scholars. This sentence is also used to mock aforementioned self-pitying girls, and as such, should be inserted into normal conversation whenever possible to further malign said girl.
"Are you feeling ok, Morgan?"
"So now you care!*whimper sniffle sniffle whine*"
Guy's version:
"Hey dude. What's up?"
"UHHH... SO NOW YOU CARE???!!!"
"Oh what a hilariously everlasting joke. This will always be funny because we are men and don't cry at the drop of a hat."
"So now you care!*whimper sniffle sniffle whine*"
Guy's version:
"Hey dude. What's up?"
"UHHH... SO NOW YOU CARE???!!!"
"Oh what a hilariously everlasting joke. This will always be funny because we are men and don't cry at the drop of a hat."
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Get the Sex, now mug.It means to live your life to the fullest. In other words whatever crimes you comment today or tomorrow just tell yourself fuck it ima worry about the consequences later.
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Get the smile now cry later mug."How soon is now" is the greatest song known to man even though it is the national anthem for homosexuals. The Smiths made this song during their prime and many less talented artists have tried to replicate it ever since.
"You shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everbody else does"
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and i need to be loved
Just like everbody else does"
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