Regret

Something you might feel after describing a certain someone on Urban Dictionary, and getting caught by everyone in your school.

I mean yeah, I definitely regret that.

by memoranduuuuum December 8, 2019

Pothead Regrets

Committing actions while you are high off marijuana that you later regret.

High Person A: Dude, I wish we had some munchies- wait- where did you get that bowl of top ramen??

High Person B: I stole it from that orphanage donation box over there.

*Next Day*

Person B: Wow, I can't believe I stole food from an orphanage donation box.

Person A: Pothead regrets man.

by Iemea16 September 9, 2013

Forgive and Regret

the eighteenth episode of the twenty-ninth season of the American animated television series The Simpsons, and the 636th episode of the series overall.

Forgive and Regret scored a 1.0 rating with a 4 share and was watched by 2.47 million people, making it Fox's highest rated show of the night

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

regret-rape

When someone is claiming they were raped because they regret having sex with someone else consensually. This pretty much never happens but incel use it as an excuse for why they hate women.

Common in incel communities

Rapey frat bro: Stacy came back 5 years later after having consensual sex and said I raped her

Incel: that's just regret-rape because she regretted it

by moonboi42069 January 4, 2024

Regret

the slow realization that everything you’ve done has left no grateful impact in your life or others. that you cannot make a meaningful impact on the world, that you cannot make a meaningful impact on the people around you and even yourself. when you start remembering the tiniest things you’ve done, the tiniest things you could’ve done. how you used to tell yourself you’d never catch yourself acting like the people you despised, just to see their reflection staring back at you when you look in the mirror. when you realize that you are like every other human being on this planet, that you are no different than others, no better. that there is only one way to end this numbing feeling that will soon gnaw away at you. a solution most people chose that they will regret.

“When I look at you, I regret everything I did to you. Even this. I will soon fill your heart with an indescribable amount of sorrow that will soon lead you to share the emotions I felt. Regret that you didn’t do anything impactful in my life, or the others around you. It will leave you to feel like there is only one way out of this numbing feeling that will soon gnaw away at you.”

by caejose December 28, 2024

commute regret

A feeling of overwhelming ennui when a remote worker arrives at the office in a hybrid workplace. Immediate causes are the "ghost town" effect where the building is so empty it crushes your soul. Additionally sporadic conversation from zoom meetings or people talking about nothing makes you long for your quiet home office.

Joel was okay for the 30 minute commute in, but when he stepped in the door he was overcome with commute regret

by Voltmanic September 28, 2023

Psyche Regret

When someone, usually an idiot, chooses to say psyche after something that would probably in retrospect earn them props.

This is usually followed by the idiot saying awww or damn it.

Guy: Guess who got laid last night? I did!!
Friends: Really?
Guy: Psyche!! Haha
(silence)

Did i do it wrong?
Friend: Psyche regret much?

by dontquoteme123 October 23, 2009