greasy nickel

A person with little to no value to your life who also requires effort to keep around.

An ex-girlfriend or shit friend are types of greasy nickels

by moonbootz October 13, 2013

nickel thicc

When a bitch be thicc, but she worth more then 4 cents.

damn, that bitch nickel thicc.

by Fubasha April 11, 2019

bumpy nickels

When a woman of a rather large size wears tight fitting pants so that one can see every bit of cellulite in her ass through the fibers of lycra that are holding on for their dear sweet lives.

That woman needs to either mix in a salad or a mumu. I can see her bumpy nickels.

by Dork de Jour January 10, 2008

bent nickel

The weakest link. The guy who screws everything up for everyone else because he sucks.

My orchestra teacher always said, "Don't be the bent nickel." I'm guessing he was talking about the violins.

by Blurriefaces March 7, 2016

Mister Nickel

A teacher who thinks he is the best thing that ever happend to his students.

A: How is your new math teacher?
B: Man he is such a Mister Nickel.

by Fakten August 13, 2015

A Buffalo Nickel

A shitty hand-job performed for the price of $5 USD.

He was a catch, but all I got was a Buffalo Nickel.

by notorious otter April 27, 2022

Australian nickel

a punch to the face. (five fingers in a fist)

You better shut your mouth before I give you an Australian nickel!

by Mirahtrunks November 13, 2017