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netcock

A netcock is word derived from "internet" and "cock". "Cock" is the slang term used to describe a penis.

A netcock is a picture of a random cock on the internet taken with a low resolution camera. The owners of these netcocks are usually anonymous, but may have a strong relation with overweight, red headed sexual predators.

A netcock should not be taken lightly, as for some netcocks, the image itself can cause nausea, eye strain, loss of faith in people, and severe depression. Diarrhea and vomiting have been also known to occur.
I was looking for pictures of Disney characters when I was shocked to see that the results displayed hundreds and hundreds of netcocks.
by hellyayo July 27, 2010
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Netium

A word to describe a mexican with a massive dick.

A cool dude.
that fellow over there is a netium
by NetiumThelitreat March 13, 2018
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nenica

squishy colorful object, having to do with nenicles
i choose you nenicles........nenica!!!!
by capum LoohRan June 23, 2009
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netchy

The combination of the words "Nasty" and "Sketchy". Also can be shortened to just "Netch". This word that can be used to describe any person, place or thing. Especially used when describing a person who is dirty, suspicious or questionable in character or appearance.
Ewww...That dude is totally netchy!
That toilet is netch!!!!!
Eating Taco Bell while sober is definatley Netch!
by supercalafragalisticexP August 6, 2010
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Netcool

A flaming piece of shit "triage" application for non-skilled workers who don't know any better.
Hey let's project this screen of useless Netcool alerts up on the wall, that will make us look pro even though we are amateurs.
by your-oncall-staff May 5, 2011
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Neti Pot

When a girl is giving you that vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000 head, that you cum so much that it comes out her nose.
Homie 1: "How did it go with that girl you met last night?"
Homie 2: "Yo, she blew me off so good, I Neti Potted her shit!"
by GoofyGoozler12 November 1, 2020
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Australian Neti Pot

The sexual act of ejaculating inside somebody's nostril and having it come out of the other nostril, like a Neti Pot
Billy gave me an Australian Neti Pot yesterday.
by Thedumbestmanalive July 5, 2016
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