Dick Mittens

When a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.

I didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. He's likely to have dick mittens

by flashh July 10, 2010

Squish Mitten

a term used when refering to a woman's vagina. see also Quiver Bone

I put my quiver bone in her squish mitten

by otsego January 3, 2008

mutton chops

large sideburns, almost connecting at the chin, aka "lamb chops", or "muttons"

Damn! John Quincy Adams had some gnarly mutton chops!

by paulieD February 28, 2008

mutton cunt

When a girl's vagina tastes a little funny. Sometimes the "mutton-esque" flavour comes on as the result of middle age.

When you eat out the snatch of an 18-year old girl, it tastes quite a bit like lamb chops.

But when you eat out some dirty old cougar, it tastes kinda wonky. A mutton cunt!

BAAAAAAA!

by Pollup January 14, 2008

the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.

Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"

by roller May 29, 2005

Lady Muttons

Overgrown vaginal hair that resembles mutton chops growing down each inner thigh. Hair so thick it's overtaken the loins and without a trimming, is working its way towards the knees. The worst form of lady burns you will ever encounter.

Becky is so hot but she has the worst lady muttons I've ever seen. It's a wooly beast down there braaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017

canadian meat mittens

Wool Mittens that have been used for giving saskatoonie handy jays. The mittens might have a slight musty smell to them.

Brad, dude , your moms hands smell like she has been wearing canadian meat mittens!

by Little BB November 23, 2013