Muffcake

A very plump vagina.

Friend 1: What'd you do last night?
Friend 2: You mom's muffcake.
Friend 1: Why didn't you invite me?

by Derp McMuff March 21, 2015

muff cuffit

(noun) a person who is annoying you to the point that you wish you could shut them up with a muff. Commonly used to insult people who you don't want to hear speak.

Mike is always talking about toilet seats, what a muff cuffit.

Shut up, muff cuffit!

by Swarticus Prime November 4, 2009

muff munch

One who likes to go down on, eat, and somewhat munch the genitals of a female.

I'm so into pussy, I'd muff munch your mum anyday.

by danny May 14, 2003

muffgrinding

The act of rubbing vaginas against one another vigorously, with the intent of sexual stimulation to the point of orgasm.

The chicks in that porn flick engaged in some serious muffgrinding before the guy with the long shlong showed up.

by t-mano December 1, 2006

muffbluff

One female impedes sexual success of another female. Similar to a cockblock; but the sexes of a participants are reversed.

Melanie was trying get with a fireman, but Addy muffbluffed her.

by Fax Modem March 10, 2008

Muffed the Punt

A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.

"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"

by soccerfag September 28, 2009

muff job

Cunnilingus; oral sex performed on a woman. Similar to blow job

My boyfriend gave me a great muff job last night!

by Travis Nichols January 15, 2005