UD merch!

You really got so bored you searched it up.

Sigh… I’m so bored and this stupid AD is here all the time I’ll just search up “UD merch!”

by Emi1iooo October 26, 2022

Merch

Chicago slang meaning to put it on something, or to be able to provide factual evidence that something is what you're claiming it to be.

Merch they sell Jordan’s on Walmart website!

Or

She started that beef and I can merch it

by Tikibomb October 24, 2018

merch table

The table at concerts or events where you can purchase T-shirts, albums, buttons, stickers, or other various merchandise.

I'm going to check out the merch table before their set to see if they're selling their new album.

Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?

by Greg Boose June 20, 2006

Hands off the merchandise!

Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.

Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!

by QuacksO November 28, 2011

March 9

A baby pisces with a gummy smile was born.

March 9 1993, Min Yoongi was born. ; Jung Hoseok's boyfriend's birthday is March 9.

by _sopeworld October 15, 2019

March 25

March 25th babies are amazing they always have your back and have clout but they are annoying some times

I'm march 25th

by Meka.k October 29, 2019

March 16

The best girl was born

girl 1: you were born March 16th?
girl 2: yeah
girl 1: your the best girl born

by rylie is the best October 15, 2019