chip monk

n. the monk that is responsible for counting the offerings and tiths in the monastairys in las vegas, where it is completly acceptable to give offering in casino chips.

how much offering did we bring in last sunday? i dont know ask keith he's the chip monk this week.

by yomikey75 March 20, 2009

monk shot

When a male is hit in the testicles.

person #1 - Did you see that video of the skater falling on the rail?
person #2 - Yeah dude, total monk shot!

at this point a monks comes in a rings a bell and proceeds to throw walnuts around.

by DeathSquad June 20, 2008

Monk Mode

Being on the journey of forming habits you think the successful version of you would do.

Person 1: Let's go out tonight, text Izzy to come
Person 2: I'm down, but Izzy is in Monk Mode right now. He is probably working on his business.

by Falvarezmay December 28, 2022

False Monk

An asian thug/gangster with a shaved head, especially wearing large baggy orange clothes.

Kid:Why the hell is that monk wearing over size clothes and tatoos?

Kid2:Thats a False Monk boy, mess with them and you will get tiny rounded shouling palms in your back.

by Dnkdnk May 5, 2008

Monk

an oddly addictive, endearing cop dramady on the USA cable network, centering around the character of Adrian Monk (played by Tony Shalhoub), a San Fransisco detective battling with obsessive-compulsive disorder and his grief over the death of his late wife, Trudy.

i usually don't watch TV, but i make an exception for Monk.

by dagger_grrl February 17, 2004

monke

monke ride wife. monke happy. wife fight back. kill wife. monke sad. *dies of rock*

monke eat banana

by Berriesisjoupappa February 27, 2021

55hp monk

A special build from the popular semi-MMORPG Guild Wars. A 55hp monk is a normal monk with all superior runes in his armor. This causes his hitpoints to reach 55. When using a combination of Warrior and Monk protection skills, he is almost unkillable.
55hp monks are usually used for farming (killing enemies to get good items) in the Underworld.

This build is useless, however, without a good SS necro. An SS necro is a necromancer/mesmer who uses Spiteful Spirit (SS) on enemies while they are attacking the 55hp monk.

55hp monk: LF good SS necro to go farming in UW! (no noobs plz)
SS necro: Add me, dude.

by Bitch-ass mothafucka July 16, 2008