VPILF

Vice President I'd Like to Fuck

Pronounced with a hard "V" and then "pilf"

Dude, did you see McCain running mate Sarah Palin? Total VPILF!

by DeathSquad October 18, 2008

monk shot

When a male is hit in the testicles.

person #1 - Did you see that video of the skater falling on the rail?
person #2 - Yeah dude, total monk shot!

at this point a monks comes in a rings a bell and proceeds to throw walnuts around.

by DeathSquad June 20, 2008