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When a male is hit in the testicles.
person #1 - Did you see that video of the skater falling on the rail?
person #2 - Yeah dude, total monk shot!

at this point a monks comes in a rings a bell and proceeds to throw walnuts around.
by DeathSquad June 18, 2008

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Vice President I'd Like to Fuck

Pronounced with a hard "V" and then "pilf"
Dude, did you see McCain running mate Sarah Palin? Total VPILF!
by DeathSquad August 29, 2008

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