monstitute

A human who is both a monster and a prostitute:person who is a slut and acts like a monster

Kallie: oo im so popular! i should be a prostitute
person:sure i think you should be a monstitute

by papaganoshka May 23, 2010

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monstar

a big star, celebrity

Michael Jordan is a monstar

by Jessica November 24, 2003

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saying "hi" to my monster

masturbating at a high rate of speed

Annie: "What are you doing?"
Steve: Saying "hi" to my monster. Jerking off, if you
will, since you won't help me
on that subject.

by Christophe H Graham September 24, 2007

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The art of abusing people. Of ambushing them with questions, following them with questions, hounding them with questions, driving them to their fucking graves with questions. It’s sort of being like a photographer, except no ones' killed any royalty doing it…yet.

"Those NAMBLA rights assholes are in town today, it's time for some Monstering. "

by tekrub March 13, 2010

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Monstropal

Completely or utterly destroying all in ones way.

Im going to monstropal that bitches vagina

by SpiderShady September 17, 2010

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Monster Fail

My own type of fail. Pronounced "Mumumumumonster FAIL Fail fail" (fading).

Guy 1: What are those scissors for?!

Guy 2: Your face!

10 minutes later
Guy1: Haha LOL! that makes sense!

Guy2: You just now realized that? *Laughs* Mumumumumonster FAIL Fail fail

by av3nger November 16, 2010

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