Le monke

A chunky monkey that is obsessed with poop

Person 1: have you heard of le monke

Person 2: AAAAAAAAH!
Uh oh stinky uh oh stinky uh oh stinky

by Big boi 890101 September 28, 2019

thelonious monk

Simply the best pianist of all time. He was incredibly innovative, wore a beret and sunglasses at most of his performances. Showed emotion, used complex rhythms, and was awesome.

Monk is in the ranks with Duke Ellington, Oscar Peterson, Art Tatum, Bill Evans, etc.

Person A: You haven't heard of Thelonious Monk?
Person B: No, who's he?
Person A: You're retarded.

by jazzwise November 21, 2009

mr monks

A MAN WHO SWEATS MUSTARD OUT HIS ARMPITS AND HE DRINKS HOT WATER LIKE A PEDO AND DROPS PENCILS UNDERNEATH GIRLS TABLE AND LOOKS UP THERE SKIRTS WHILE PICKING IT UP ALSO HE TELLS LITTLE KIDDIES TO TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OFF AND THERE ONLY 5 YRS OLD

MR MONKS STOLE MY KID

by FAT SLAG UNITED FC January 27, 2018

Monk's Wool

Monk's Wool refers to a male's pubic hair. The hallmark of having Monk's Wool is that the male intentionally keeps the hair on the Taint, Grundle, Chode and the overall Nether Region in an excessively long, overgrown,untrimmed and extremely wooly looking state.

The term Monk's Wool applies to any individual male that, for personal preferences, chooses to dedicate his life to keeping the Pubes in such an overgrown condition and chooses not to follow mainstream society's accepted male Genital grooming standards which includes a regular Manscaping and for some, completely Shorn or Shaved.

Monk's Wool is not the result of having a Shavecation but the intentional grooming standard that allows for one to have a full on Sasquatch Crotch.

Roger: Dude hurry up and get out of the shower.
Carl: Coming out now (Exits bathroom without towel).
Roger: WTF is up with the Monk's Wool Bro? Trim that shit!

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2014

Golden monk

Referring to one going a year without getting laid.

Half monk= 6months
Golden monk= 1 year.

'fcuk sake boys, i achieved my Golden Monk today'. One year without getting any.

by JohnnyBBB October 31, 2007

Mini Monk

An annoying little shit

Omg you are such a Mini Monk :o

by LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL February 28, 2009

Monk moment

When someone exhibits compulsive, obsessive behavior who otherwise doesn't behave in such a manner. Derived from the "Monk" television show.

Amy had a Monk moment when she arranged the cans in her kitchen cabinet from largest to smallest.

by Scoobyduder March 14, 2006