mitten

The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup

Man: get over here and have a mitten
Woman: the couch?

by dogga July 29, 2008

pink mitten

when a persons asshole is pulled out exposing the intestine (usually due to the insertion of a large dildo) and then it puckers and is sucked back in. Also refered to as a pink starfish.

damn bitch, that sure is a nasty pink mitten you got there

by Kdawgy December 29, 2006

Sloth Mitten

Next to camel toe as in the physical view of a woman's vagina in yoga pants showing protruding lower lips

Rasta John: "Who wouldn't want to slip into a sloth mitten."

by Rastajohn March 28, 2017

Hidden Mitten

The act of Fisting a vagina followed by the insertion of an erect penis. Once both the fist and the penis have met inside, the hand jacks off the erection. This act is done by one male to one female.

For example, "The only way we both could get off was by throwing her the Hidden Mitten."

by Road Crow April 5, 2011

scrotum mittens

When somebody stretches their excess scrotal skin around their fists to keep warm.

"Holy Shit! I can't feel my fingers, good thing I have fists and a ballsack! Thank god for scrotum mittens!

by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016

dirty mittens

When you shit in a mitten, and proceed to fist a female with it

“I gave this girl dirty mittens last night, she loved it

by Pablo.eskybruh August 24, 2020

pig mittens

The act of inserting each hand entirely into the vaginas of two fat chicks. An adaptation of "pink mittens."

I heard Steve is into whaling... last night he took home two fat chicks and got himself some pig mittens.

by danconia May 4, 2011