carlyn mitchell

carlyn is the best person you will ever meet. she is always so beautiful and up beat and outgoing. she actually rocks peoples socks off. you are lucky to know a carlyn mitchell.

"i just met carlyn mitchell! wow- she is one cool girl."
"everyone needs a carlyn mitchell in their life!!"

by dat_softballgurl_69;) January 23, 2023

Koen mitchell

That is super fucking awesome and he def has a massive cock.

Damn he just pulled a koen mitchell.

by Fl0ridama5 March 23, 2023

botley mitchell

botley mitchell is a famous singer who is the most precious man in the world. he surprises his friends and family with the occasional grimace shake.

omg botley mitchell is such a precious man… i can’t believe that he got me the grimace shake

by humberside July 15, 2023

Take a Mitchell

Take a four hour fat man nap

Ugh, I'm so full, I need to take a Mitchell.

by A. Si June 17, 2018

Committing a sir Mitchell

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act

by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021

Mitchell

The sexiest name for a guy. He's got the biggest penis in the world (aka the black moomba) he's also rad in bed and can break anything. So you better be carful. Bangs at least five girls a day. And every girl dreams about have sex with him. Dick size over 11". It's every girls dream to have Mitchell inside of them.

"Wow that guy is great in bed, a real Mitchell"

by Sir fucks a lot April 9, 2015

Mitchell

An erection.Brought on suddenly without much provocation.The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!

Fred: Dude,I just got a mojor Mitchell.
Ted: Mitchell shows up at the most inconvnient times.

by Teriyaki Suzuki Honda civic June 26, 2009