Minion

Evil yellow demons from the pits of hell. They have taken over he world. They are everywhere, from toy stores to video game arcades to my trash can. They have ruined the powerful meaning of the word ‘minion’. There also weird minion fetishes on Deviantart and cringeworthy Minion memes by middle-aged suburban soccer moms on Facebook. Minions may never be wiped off the face of this planet.

Toys R Us: 50% off Minion Plushies!
5 year old kid: Mummy, I want to be a minion for Halloween!
40 year old suburban soccer mom: LOL this is so you, Karen!
Me: Good lord.

by TheNorwegianOverlord February 21, 2018

Minion

Yellow bean thing that u can put in ur mouth💛💙

I love putting minion in my mouth hole

by Minionlover2000 November 30, 2021

Minions

I hate them

Minions suck

by Rainbow_giraffe4411 September 26, 2020

Minions

creatures that prove only on quoating a person.

Minions quote my raps..

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. October 22, 2020

Minion

Minion is a person you call a slave what you upto Minion

what you up to Minion

by 201HH November 26, 2020

Minions

what race is yellow and in what place in this world is everything made due to child slavery, CHINA!!!

minions are CHINESE children!

by Mr_Impatient December 29, 2021

Minion

An agreeable loyalist friend who has no idea what he's talking about defending a buddy of his, no matter how bad or wrong the guy is or isn't

Great, His little minion is lying for his friend, how annoying.

by Mark Succ August 21, 2021