Unborn Crib Midget

Slang for sperm, jizz, spunk, nut and cum.

Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.

Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.

by geederd December 12, 2021

midget hooker

A hooker who is less than 5 foot tall. Not restricted to genetic dwarf humans but could also be smallish Asian types and chronic crack whores who lose bone density and shrink.

BigE.."what the fuck was that??"
JJ.."A child hooker???"
BigE.."it's so small..."
JJ.."nah man, just that midget hooker on MacArthur.."

by LaurelE June 5, 2009

Turd Midget

An annoying little black child. However may be used to refer to anybody you want to make fun of.

Originated by calling my nephew a turd, my cousin called him a midget, and the term was born.

Kid: "Give me some chicken Mom."

Mother: "Shut up you little turd midget."

by turdmidget March 31, 2010

midge

a short cuddly individual who makes the lives of lots of people a whole lot better by their midginess.

I love that young MIDGE, dont you? isnt he so nice and friendly, like a badger before it becomes enraged and bloodthirsty.

by jon213 January 22, 2004

Midget

Pocket sized people for travel convience.

Please check your midget at the desk.

by vegthewalrus December 18, 2004

midget fucking time

Time to head to the bar for excessive drinking.

Dude, It's midget fucking time!

by Drunk and Happy April 6, 2007

Midginity

The state of being a 'Midgin'. This is what you lose when you first have sexual intercourse with a midget.

You won't believe this but Jeff has lost his Midginity!

by TrickyB September 25, 2010