messed

drunk or high

Me and Candice got SOO messed last night at the bar!

by Heather February 8, 2004

text messaging

a method of cellular communication used by teenage girls who either...

A: think it's cute
B: like to waste time
C: think that it makes them look tech-savvy.

most of the teen girls at my school are caught text messaging during class every day. It's an epidemic

by JohnyXYZ December 9, 2008

Hot Messes

Defined, "hot messes" refers to when a "person's appearance is in a state of total disarray while still maintaining an undeniable attractiveness" & allure.

Hot messes' are appealing for a variety of reasons, most notably because they're generally unexpected, capricious, & agonizingly provocative. Additionally, numerous contingent factors make duplication rare and continual repetition virtually impossible.

No one set of guidelines can perpetually determine what distinguishes a "hot mess" from an above-average train wreck. Regardless of the circumstances, you know it when you see it; because they are typically conspicuous, and obviously they are always awesome.

**The term "hot mess" can also characterize a unique setting or situation, although in this context the usage parameters become more difficult to quantify.

Justin: "Did you see Molly this morning? We partied all night and she ended up passing out on the lawn."
Eric: "Yea, she came in this morning to find the rest of her clothes. She looked terrible, and awesome."
Justin: "Damn, hot messes' like that don't come around very often."

by jbalbs@kstate January 18, 2011

messhead

One who clearly loves a damn good session, and sending their head around the bend by consuming vast amounts of alcohol and/or various other substances (usually the latter)

Can usually be found talking codshit, raving, or dying in a hole.

Ha, did you see that lad crawling round the toilets after those 8 shots of tequila??! the messhead.

by tarajane May 12, 2007

messed myself

A sudden and involuntary act that involves making poopoo in your underwear.

I couldn't find a restroom anywhere, and just when I was about to arrive home I messed myself.

by RealGibran November 1, 2013

the messages

the groceries (Ireland)

I'll be stopping off after work to pick up the messages for dinner. What do you have a taste for?

by talk2me-JCH2 July 7, 2022

Secret Message

while you are getting some dome you spin around so that your dick is tucked between your legs and pointing directly behind you. then get down on all fours(hands and knees) then continue to copp dome. Then just as your about to blow your load the giver turns his or her head so that thier ear as at the tip of your penis and then let 'em get the secret message!

"come over here, i got a secret message for you"
or:
" sh!t i hit her so hard i made her deaf!"
"how?"
"i gave her the best secret message shes ever had!"

by Had-One-Once April 20, 2009