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merch

short for the word "merchandise". usually used by scene kids when talking about local bands new shirts and pins. they are accustomed to shortening almost all of their vocabulary anyways... ex: pictures=pics, camouflage=camo, oh my god!=oh em gee!
oh em gee! did you see the pics of *insert local band name here*'s new <b>merch</b> on their myspace?! it comes in camo print! i am so getting it in a small and then cutting it up to show my bleeding heart tattoo on my back!! yay!! <333
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Felch Merchant

Someone who offers felching as a service for a price.
Wayne come into my office u felch merchant and felch me. You will get a nice little pay rise.
by Cristiano April 27, 2006
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merchwhore

Someone who goes to a show for the sole reason of buying a band's merch. They may or may not actually like the band, but their main focus is to wear the band's merch inorder to look cool.
Adam is such a merchwhore. Look at him buying a hoodie instead of watching the show.
by freebird435 April 16, 2008
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scar merchant

An amateur tattooist or "professional" of bad reputation and low-quality (and low priced) work. Usually an amateur or "a friend who works out of their house", scar merchants, or scratchers are unschooled, unsanitary and generally a big mistake. Going to one is literally buying a scar.
Dude, fuck that guy! Billy Bob is a scar merchant. Go to Tattoo City on Lombard for good work.
by Dr. Badwrench November 8, 2007
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Dole Merchant

Usually people living in city's and towns who do p nothing only cause trouble. Are on "benefits", unemployed and are not seeking work.
The town is covered in dole merchants.

You're man's only a dole merchant, does nothing while i break my back working hard on the farm.
by Agrilawd May 16, 2021
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Pie merchant

A fat person; someone who delights in he scranning of pies.

See also Boffer, Pie master Fat Pastie
Look at that fat pie merchant!

Shut your face pie merchant!
by MaddogMotherFucker June 24, 2005
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merch

short for the word "merchandise". in liverpool

i.e weed, canabis etc
alrite lad any merch?
by drcannabis June 20, 2006
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