Mental retardation

Someone mentally stupid.

Conor you have mental retardation.

by Dictionary694208 August 16, 2021

Mental Hibernation

When ones mind shuts off in the winter and does nothing causing any mental/physical stress, even hanging out with friends.

Don't give a fuck about anything anymore.

Person A: "Hey why won't you talk to me and hang out with me anymore?"
Person B: "Because I'm in mental hibernation."

by Meytal Mantzur April 3, 2012

mental kink

Something that really turns you on in terms of creating strong positive emotions; Something you spend a lot of time with that you're mentally addicted to and give all your time to.

"Noah is constantly on the internet it's like he's never offline. The internet really is his mental kink."

by Teakotsu June 23, 2019

mental kendall

When Kendall Jenner goes crazy and starts honking the crap outta you

‘Hey look at the car behind us going Mental Kendall on us’

by RFRKX December 13, 2017

colonizer mentality

colonizer mentality is when , someone says something that sounds like they might invade another beings personal space or take someones personal belongings as theirs

léa - im taking his sweater because since we're dating whats his is also mines or maybe only mines

noah - thats colonizer mentality right there

by noahisamenace April 25, 2021

Mental Rolodex

A term derivative from the manually revolving name index found on most peoples desks from the 1970s through the times of smartphones. The term "Mental Rolodex" refers to an individual's (usually of the male gender) ability to store mental picture or scene of an encounter with a woman to use later to recreate ,re-adapt, or fabricate into a sexual scene in the mind which commonly leads to sexual orgasm by masturbatory means.

A man sees an attractive lady walking out through the aisles of grocery store. She says, "Excuse me." while reaching for the Pop Tarts, and walks off. The man goes home, and accesses his mental rolodex, which replays the encounter but this time the woman is wearing a tight dress and heels, and as she reached for the Pop Tarts, she looks at him and says "I wish you would pop-my-tart", and they start making out wildly and one thing leads to another and the next thing he knows there's jizz all over his right hand.

NOTE: The mental rolodex completely shuts off at the point of sexual climax...until another situation occurs.
jackoff hook-up masturbate false encounter tinder-wishing

by TheRealSimonSays October 8, 2015

mental backflip

the obscure justification or defense for a belief or opinion based on counterfactual or fictionalized facts.

"Hey bro, why the confused look?"
"I've been watching Sean Hannity do mental backflips."

by jsterry23 April 18, 2009