Melon Balling

Another term for microwave a melon

Bob: Hey, Dwight said he lost his virginity last night. You believe it?
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.

by CrispyDisky August 15, 2019

Melon fuck

The act of fucking someone with melon usually twelve year old boys

I will melon fuck that child

by Ggooog November 13, 2021

melon picker

a person usually who has just crossed the border by hopping a fence or digging a long underground tunnel. most like mexican or some form of hispanic spic. these are the people who work for 50 cents an hour either landscaping or picking fruit hence the name "melon picker". most melon pickers never bother to learn english but instead make america adjust to their way of life.

the person blowing leaves in your neighborhood park who whether you tell them to keep going or stop will say
"ahhh si senor" and blow leaves at you. then you can call them a goddamn melon picker

by Jose Antonio Guadelupe Felipe Lopez August 30, 2006

Melon farmer

A female with massive boobs. most likely named Karinne/ Karen

Greg: Karen is such a melon farmer
Max: I know, her melons are huge!

Karinne is the most well known melon farmer in all of Kansas

by estythebesty November 12, 2009

Melon Farmer

Somebody who's great with a gun, especially at getting head shots.

Kyle's a melon farmer, when he leaves a room all you see is brains splattered all over the walls.

by Kabou June 6, 2010

Melon Keg

When you put a whole in a melon and fill it with a type of alcohol, you then proceed to drink from the melon.

Geff: Hey, Robert! How was the party last night?

Robert: It was awesome! We made a melon keg!

by Epiclulz487 June 7, 2009

Melon Party

A gay orgy involving old fat/obese men

"My dad invited his friends over and had a melon party while i was watching"

by that_one_melon_guy May 14, 2019