melon penis

When your girl is sucking so hard on your nob that it becomes swollen... YOU HAVE A MELON PENIS

Ah dude brah, my gurl gave me total melon penis last night it was radical.

by bigballs22 October 24, 2017

Cut the melon

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.

she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead

by slickhonkie October 12, 2012

squirting melon

The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.

Honey please keep your squirting melon away from my coffee!

by fruit salad May 13, 2005

morning melons

A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.

Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)

by CandyCup August 6, 2011

Melon Jack

When a lonely white man fucks a watermelon in place of a partner.

Get away from my cantaloupe you god damn melon jacker.

by Tiamane September 11, 2022

mundo meloned

A girl who is has very big breasts.

"Yo that girl is soooo Mundo Meloned"

by TheMagicianEx March 5, 2017

frosty melon

When one's mouth and nose is overloaded with cum it begins to overflow to the eyes resulting them in squirting cum from their eye. Also known as eye squirting.

David gave Christian a frosty melon all over his chest.

by SaltyAdolf4Life March 8, 2016