maxwell

some random-ass cat who was immortalized on the internet via a low-poly 3d model

a: hey whats your favorite cat
b: oh, maxwell, of course.

by jiltq December 20, 2022

Maxwell

Absolute Chad of a man. Will turn every oven in the room to 350 degrees.

God damn, is that Maxwell?

by ChadMannn February 25, 2021

Maxwell

Maxwell, a stand up, no frills, no bullshit woman larger than life. One who stands for loyalties and ethics of a better time not often seen these days, especially in women. She lives beyond her years and is a beauty to behold. Cocky as hell but with the means to usually back it up......

Patty could never be a Maxwell.

by anonymous October 23, 2020

maxwell

if your name is Maxwell you have the biggest cock in the world

Is that maxwell?? ..... his cock is massive.

by max cunningham November 23, 2021

maxwell-gumbleton

A true legend. Handsome, noble and athletic.

Look at that maxwell-gumbleton, I would do anything to talk to him

by Weirdo135z October 6, 2018

Maxwell

Maxwell is a tiny man with a big ego because of his shortness he suffers from small man syndrome and all he wishes to be is a bit taller but his not leading to his severe small man syndrome.

Wow I didn't know he was such a Maxwell

by Lachie Besanko August 20, 2023

Maxwell Goddard

WAXYMELT is ginger like the orange flavoured doritos you will find in a crisp packet. He is delightful and is especially nice to his boyfriend Barhem Ibuohgay. He goes to the gym (to suck cock) and loses muscle due to him munching on too much Iranian spices. He believes in Allah and the bible and prays to him to become homosexual. He found the inspiration from his lover Barhem Ibuogay. Maxwell circumnavigated the globe just to steal Iranian oil and piss off the Iranian leader, Ali Khamenei. Waxymelt is also Jewish meaning he has a big cock. The end!

BOOM BOOM BOOM MEHRAB IS IN MY ROOM, WAXYMELT IS STEALING FROM HIM

Maxwell Goddard loves Barhem Ibouhgay

by IAMTHEORIGINALBARHEM February 2, 2023