by Spaceduck88 April 23, 2019
A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power
by Prophet Of Martin March 09, 2019
A British actor well-known for his work in The Office and his upcoming role as Bilbo in the Hobbit. He also plays John Watson in the recent BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, and is made of kittens.
He goes fast.
He goes fast.
Martin Freeman.
by brasshelix March 01, 2011
by bald martin the god December 18, 2019
it’s a very bad school the are blind teachers xx
Laura Sanchez doesn’t care about the pupils she favourites them and kicks out the innocent they don’t stop bullying.
you’ll probably fail your gcse there because off how bad it is and there off stead is a disgusting. Don’t send your kids there and move school. Zooey meadowcroft is a devil she will stalk you to death xx and don’t forget Greasy hanna cook or timy hacket there your nightmare and then there’s mrs Norman with her spérm brows good luck if you go there.
Laura Sanchez doesn’t care about the pupils she favourites them and kicks out the innocent they don’t stop bullying.
you’ll probably fail your gcse there because off how bad it is and there off stead is a disgusting. Don’t send your kids there and move school. Zooey meadowcroft is a devil she will stalk you to death xx and don’t forget Greasy hanna cook or timy hacket there your nightmare and then there’s mrs Norman with her spérm brows good luck if you go there.
by a person x April 17, 2019
The most powerful creature on this planet. His stepson Morgz does not see his true power and will one day be overthrown by this God of a man. Bald Martin will also conquer the human race and save us all from the impending doom of Morgz Mum
by BaldMartinIsMyDad November 21, 2019
From Pulp Fiction at Jack Rabbit Slim restaurant. It's a 5$ vanilla shake. No bourbon. Named after Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis, a comedy duo from the 40's and 50's. They were white guys hence the vanilla.
The alternative was Amos & Andy which would have been a chocolate shake.
Amos & Andy were black, hence the chocolate.
The alternative was Amos & Andy which would have been a chocolate shake.
Amos & Andy were black, hence the chocolate.
Waiter: Hi im buddy, what could i get you?
Mia wallace: i'll have a durward kirby burger, bloddy. And a 5$ Shake.
Waiter: how would you like that Shake, Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?
Mia wallace: i'll have a durward kirby burger, bloddy. And a 5$ Shake.
Waiter: how would you like that Shake, Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?
by My name is the the lord February 10, 2014