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dick locked 

when a female is situated in a bedroom, having two other bedrooms on either side, and the two outside bedroom consist of male visitors when the middle one does not
Anna's boyfriend and Shelly's slam piece were in town last weekend, which left Jenna totally dick locked!
dick locked by heyitsme98 May 20, 2016
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Cat Locked

A laptop computer rendered useless because a cat is sleeping on it.
I'll get you that file after dinner, my computer is cat locked right now.
Cat Locked by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

cock-locked 

when you're stopped from doing something because of an erection.
after reading that sexy email from my girl, I was cock-locked to my desk and missed the start of the meeting.

how was that lap dance?
great, but I'm totally cock-locked to my chair.
cock-locked by Leebs March 29, 2007

your teeth are locked the fuck up 

1. You look good, you have it together, you are definitely looking hot.
2. You are exactly right, you said that perfectly.
L: "Do you think I am unclear with that statement?"
A: No, your teeth are locked the fuck up on that one.

lip locked 

This happens when a dude that has braces on his teeth is going down on a girl that is quite hairy in the nether lips and his braces get ensnared in her pubes, thus locking his face lips onto her downstairs lips.
-Hey, did you hear about Timmy?

-Yeah, I heard he went down on that random girl at the party, and they got lip locked.

-I guess that's why you need to check before you munch.

-True.
lip locked by valet6969 October 9, 2011

Vape Locked  

Thrownin down and gettin lifted by means of a fatty sack preferably with a 2 liter bottle of sierra mist, a blender, and three straws, duct taped together.....
Getting Vape Locked all day every day is the only way to be cool so sayteth the Dana....
Vape Locked by Thomas Rimmer December 12, 2007

Cock Locked 

When a woman (or gay guy) is obsessively in lust with one particular man, to the exclusion of all others, she is said to have all her desire locked onto his cock, or cock locked, and she cock blocks herself by ignoring other men she could have more easily. Being cock locked is similar to being whipped, except it's more specifically about sex and cock than a relationship in general.
Tammy: Candace, there are over a hundred gorgeous, successful, extremely horny men in this place! Why don't you pick one and have yourself some fun for once?
Janice: Don't bother, Tammy. She's so cock locked on that bartender, she doesn't even see anyone else. Look at her! She's fuckin' drooling.
Cock Locked by PBoy 1 October 18, 2008